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| EntonMi 19.5.10, 18:58 | www.fmylife.com < wär vo euch kennt die Site? =D Wenn me mol e schlächte Tag het, cha me so Zitate vo Lüt seh, wo mindeschtens e genausoschlächte Tag gha händ... oder me cha sälber öbis dri schriibe  ich lach mi teils schräg ab dene Zitate... herrlich xD |
| OneirologyMi 19.5.10, 19:01 | omg. isch ja uf englisch  1 mal bearbeitet, zuletzt Mi 19.5.10, 19:01 |
| holysmokeMi 19.5.10, 19:03 |  Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML |
| OneirologyMi 19.5.10, 19:05 | übersetze pls |
| holysmokeMi 19.5.10, 19:06 | meine güte, nimmsch halt sone übersetzigszügs, gits doch tonnewiis im internet ^^ ich ghör nit dezue  |
| SpacecowboyMi 19.5.10, 19:06 | Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML Today, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML   |
| OneirologyMi 19.5.10, 19:07 | -.- |
| EntonMi 19.5.10, 19:09 | Zitat: Spacecowboy OUTCH. XD i weiss warum i kei Familie ha wöttToday, my teenage stepdaughters, as a punishment for refusing to buy them iphones, told my wife they saw me in town kissing an attractive blonde and grabbing her ass (all invented). She believed it and i'm single. I've been faithful and feeding the whole family for 10 years. FML |
| holysmokeMi 19.5.10, 19:11 | de isch jo hart  aber wär weiss was do no dehinter steckt  |
| OneirologyMi 19.5.10, 19:11 | Today, my boyfriend said he had no money while on a date with me. His Facebook status yesterday was 'Thank God it's PAYDAY!'. FML |
| EntonMi 19.5.10, 19:14 | rofl DX facebookfail dä isch au genial xD abr dräckig Zitat: Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a romantic bath together. He fell asleep and pissed himself while I was cuddled up against him. FML |
| FrankWhiteMi 19.5.10, 19:15 | Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML - Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML |
| freitightMi 19.5.10, 19:17 | S ganze gits au no uf dütsch: http://ifail.de/ |
| OneirologyMi 19.5.10, 19:18 | Zitat: Lucinuggi gott hat dich geschickt |
| DaredevilMi 19.5.10, 19:19 | Zitat: Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML  --> das isch hart!2 mal bearbeitet, zuletzt Mi 19.5.10, 19:21 |
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