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| OtaconDo 8.7.10, 23:49 | There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.” “No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.” “I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.” LOL |
| OtaconFr 9.7.10, 00:16 | Moose and Rabbit were walking through the forest when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed the lamp and set free the genie inside. “Thank you for freeing me,” said the genie. “I will now grant you each three wishes.” Rabbit went first. “I wish I had a skateboard!” said rabbit. So the genie gave her a skateboard. Moose, who was a little down on his love life, went next. “I wish I was the only male moose in this entire forest!” Poof! All the male moose were gone. Rabbit went again. “I wish I had a hat.” So the genie gave rabbit a hat. Moose was not satisfied. “I wish I was the only male moose on the entire continent!” Suddenly, all the male moose on the continent were gone. “I wish I-” “NO! I WISH I WAS THE ONLY MALE MOOSE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!” Interrupted moose. ”…I wish moose was gay.” said rabbit. |
| proletFr 9.7.10, 15:51 | also uf änglisch sind die witz würklich grad viel viel luschtiger... |
| primitivusSa 6.11.10, 17:51 | 2 mal bearbeitet, zuletzt So 9.1.11, 05:00 |
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