Festzeit.ch Forum » Offtopic » Legend of the Blood Ninja
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| SpartanerDi 12.6.07, 13:55 | weiss nit öbs scho mol postet worde isch, aber ich ha mi krank glacht: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm |
| DubischauenickDi 12.6.07, 14:18 | xD |
| abc123defDi 12.6.07, 14:30 | dä siech isch zu geil  kennt öbber sini richtigi addy? dä will ich kontaktiere  |
| 00000000000000000Di 12.6.07, 14:47 | hahahahahahaha, das isch ssoooo geil  lol |
| SpartanerDi 12.6.07, 15:21 | Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody  DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k |
| 00000000000000000Di 12.6.07, 15:24 | ich find s letzte s geilschte |
| DubischauenickDi 12.6.07, 15:25 | jop |
| SpartanerDi 12.6.07, 17:39 | jo guet do hesch rächt, dr letscht isch scho fascht kultverdächtig |
| wamDi 12.6.07, 20:02 | hey nid normal das isch soo lustig |
| FrankWhiteSo 18.1.09, 17:10 | *älesterofftopicthreadausgrab* |
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