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TokeeDi 31.7.07, 07:25
sali promö
SubsonicParkDi 31.7.07, 07:25
allooo
ARTgerechtDi 31.7.07, 07:35
ööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööööhmmmmmmmmm!

scheisse ich schlof no zu 80%..!
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 07:47
aha
IrockUnotDi 31.7.07, 08:00
dr heimdall isch scho topfit
ghostonfireDi 31.7.07, 08:01
brutal ech empfehle ihm chli schloof
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 08:05
sicher sicher!
IrockUnotDi 31.7.07, 08:07
er ist nich von dieser welt
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 08:07
A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,Garge, how was your day?"
Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.



"I put drops in her eyes."
UrichDi 31.7.07, 08:08
moooooorge
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 08:11
moin
IrockUnotDi 31.7.07, 08:14
lool heimdall xD i put drops in her eyes
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 08:15
aight!
UrichDi 31.7.07, 08:16
right
heimdallDi 31.7.07, 08:18
pffff..!

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