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digitalrebelMo 8.10.07, 23:49
Do könned er no öppis lerne ... sorry, für die wo's nid checke. Aber für di andere isches sauluschtig ... find ich ämmel


# Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
# Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
# And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
# It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
# Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat)
# Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. Be more or less specific.
# Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually)unnecessary.
# Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. No sentence fragments.
# Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
# Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
# Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous. One should NEVER generalize.
# Comparisons are as bad as cliches. Don't use no double negatives.
# Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
# Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
# The passive voice is to be ignored.
# Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
# Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
# Kill all exclamation points!!!
# Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
# Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth shaking ideas.
# Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
# Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
# If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times:
# Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
# Puns are for children, not groan readers.
# Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
# Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
# Who needs rhetorical questions?
# Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
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SplinterMo 8.10.07, 23:54
scho mol ufd Uhr gluegt?
digitalrebelMo 8.10.07, 23:57
es isch nie z spoot zum englisch lehre

hähä
LorenzoCherubiniMo 8.10.07, 23:59
hehe cooli sach

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