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SnörebrääädDo 29.11.07, 12:31
säg doch ndi so öppis du gemeini du

zaggiDo 29.11.07, 12:33
duet mr leid bräääd...

aber du wirsch sicher no es anders schnäggli finde...
SnörebrääädDo 29.11.07, 12:36
jo är isch au gflüchtet....

digitalrebelDo 29.11.07, 12:48
Oy Aussie, do you know the restaurant Boomerang in Binningen ?? The daughter of the owner is a friend of mine, her mother is an Aussie too, so i understand you perfectly
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Bboy89Do 29.11.07, 13:53
Haha yea i know it... they sell illegal food, your not allowed to kill our national animals for food. The owners are Australian and Kiwi'.. tsk tsk
SnörebrääädDo 29.11.07, 14:04
mhmmmm we really like to eat kangurus and emus - nyami
Brise86Do 29.11.07, 17:11
snöre you mean emos and not emus
Bboy89Do 29.11.07, 17:16
The meat of a kangaroo contains destorezyne, when you eat it, your sperm count is reduced... ouchies!
ArkinaDo 29.11.07, 17:17
I think, snöre will never need his sperm
DysisTDo 29.11.07, 18:55
wieso do abgoht ^^
wtf.... was macht denn de für "sound"
heimdallDo 29.11.07, 19:35
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
SnörebrääädFr 30.11.07, 08:18
Yes Arkinsche, I'll never need my sperm for those things

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xanisDi 1.4.08, 17:05
lets rescue this valuable thread...!
DysisTDi 1.4.08, 19:24
höhö offtopic
xanisDi 1.4.08, 23:10
spammer... kill him^^

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